lomonaaeren

Title: Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Are Dating
Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling and associates own these characters. I am writing this story for fun and not profit.
Pairings: Harry/Draco, one-sided Harry/Ginny
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Profanity, crack, Ginny POV. Ignores the epilogue.
Wordcount: 4000
Summary: Harry thinks he and Ginny are dating. It’s up to Ginny to correct the misconception and send him into the waiting arms of his patient lover. Well, perhaps not so patient. A story of love and Quidditch.
Author’s Notes: So, after all those stories where Ginny is in love with Harry and he’s not interested in her, I thought it was time for Ginny to have some revenge.

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Title: Ron Weasley and the Entropy of the Situation
Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling and associates own these characters. I am writing this for fun and not profit.
Warnings: Crack, AU, profanity, mentions of sex.
Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 4500
Summary: Ron has learned a great deal about Muggle physics, and that in turn has opened his eyes to certain facts about Harry’s relationship with Malfoy. It’s inevitable that it will fall apart and Harry be returned to sanity!
Author’s Notes: This is part of my ‘Hapless Ron’ series, but you don’t have to have read the other fics to understand this one, as they all stand alone. Also, this was written in fulfillment of a request from a reviewer called Jolene who gave me “physics” as a prompt.

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Title: How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 ½
Author:

lomonaaeren
Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling and associates own these characters. I am writing this story for fun and not profit.
Challenge: for

treacle_tartlet
Keywords: picnic, traffic violation, a duck
Dialogue: “What do you mean, you left it at home?”
Warnings: Implied swearing, implied sex, childish language and some grammar mistakes, OC point-of-view, crackish humor and more than your RDA of cute.
Wordcount: ~2544
Rating: PG
Summary: Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays.
Beta Acknowledgment: Once again, my friend Linda helped with this. Thank you, Linda!

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Title: Draco the Cowardly Lion
Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling and associates own these characters. I am writing this story for fun and not profit.
Wordcount: ~5600
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: AU, crack!fic. Some violence, swearing, and boy-boy kissing with implied sex.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When Draco is Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the…uh…the better?
Author’s Notes: This is a birthday fic for

firedraygon97, who asked for crack on the theme of a Gryffindor Draco. This story consists of small episodes, to cover all seven years, and is less crack than I originally planned on. Happy birthday,

firedraygon97!

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Title: There Are Things Worse Than Harry Shagging Malfoy in Public (or, The One Time That Hermione Granger Was Wrong)
Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling and associates own these characters. I am writing this for fun and not profit.
Author:

lomonaaeren
Rating: PG-13 for language, innuendo, mentioned sex; Ron/Hermione mentioned.
Word Count: ~1300
Challenge: for

la_choo
Keywords: pink leather, blue glasses, black wedding dress
Dialogue: "And you gave me a dildo for Christmas - in front of my parents!"
Summary: Hermione thought she had come up with a brilliant solution to get Harry and Malfoy to stop having public sex. Not hardly. Crackfic.

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Title: Ron Weasley and His Happy Little Bubble of Denial
Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling and her associates own these characters. I am writing this story for fun and not profit.
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, others implied
Rating: R/M
Word Count: ~4300
Warnings: Crack!fic. Profanity, AU (ignores DH), references to slash, het, and femmeslash sex, Ron POV.
Summary: Ron is a chess-master and a war strategist, gifted at seeing larger patterns that other people ignore. Therefore, he knows that Harry is not really dating Draco Malfoy. There are other explanations that make so much more sense.
Author’s Notes: This is a prequel to my fic “Ron Weasley and the Adventure of the Dastardly Bastard,” and thus begins a new series I’ve decided to call the Hapless Ron Series. However, either fic can be read independently.

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Title: Ron Weasley and the Adventure of the Dastardly Bastard
Author:

lomonaaeren
Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling and associates own these characters. I am writing this for fun and not profit.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Profanity, crack, brief violence, and Ron POV.
Word Count: ~ 3900.
Challenge:
Recipient:

enchanted_jae
Keywords: icing, raspberry, smirk
Dialogue: Happy birthday, sweetheart.
Summary: After Harry collapses at his birthday party, Ron just knows that Draco poisoned him. And he’s going to find out how.
Author’s Notes: This is a pinch-hit for

enchanted_jae’s request for June, and potentially the first in a series called 'the Hapless Ron Series.' Hope you enjoy!

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Entries tagged with crack!fic

[one-shot]: Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Are Dating

[one-shots]: Ron Weasley and the Entropy of the Situation

[One-shot]: How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2

Happy birthday, firedraygon97!- Draco the Cowardly Lion, PG-13

There Are Things Worse Than Harry Shagging Malfoy in Public [one-shot]

[One-shot]: Ron Weasley and His Happy Little Bubble of Denial

Ron Weasley and the Adventure of the Dastardly Bastard- one-shot pinch-hit for <lj site="livejournal

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