Blaise, darling, not only are you reasoning without all the facts, the conclusions you're arriving at aren't warranted by the facts you do have. Suffice to say, you're not going to be Mr. April in next year's "Cunning is Sexy" calendar, the way you wanted.

And, Harry, dear… trying to see things from the other fellow's perspective is all very well & good, but hurting somebody who tries to give you a heart attack doesn't make you a bad person. That goes double if it's his way of repaying you for saving his life.