This is hilarious! I love Draco's internal monologue, his sarcasm. And there is something up with Harry, he's far too aggressive. But then you haven't told us much of his backstory yet, so there's probably something there that is contributing to his behavior.

But this is so intriguing, too. I have a couple of ideas about who Prince might be, so I'll just have to wait an see.

Am looking forward to more!