Call me officially paranoid now. I don't trust Portillo-Lopez, I don't trust Dearborn, I don't trust Politesse (there was something irregular about how Harry got the dog-thingie). Not that Politesse isn't cute but few characters are what they seem to be in this story. The only ones I trust are Draco and Harry since we see their points of view. Hermione and Ron don't even get my full confidence.

If one of the boys wakes up and this was all a dream you would be in a world of trouble, you know.