Bahahahahah! XD The letter did not obligingly burst into flames. That line, and all the others relating to how objects would simply not obey Draco's whims, were brilliant. I laughed so bloody hard through this. Paranoid and oblivious Draco is so ridiculously amusing. 8D

I also love Harry's explanation at the end, convincing Draco to take the money from him, hahahahah. I LOVE your fluff! :D