There Are Things Worse Than Harry Shagging Malfoy in Public [one-shot]

Title: There Are Things Worse Than Harry Shagging Malfoy in Public (or, The One Time That Hermione Granger Was Wrong)
Disclaimer: J. K. Rowling and associates own these characters. I am writing this for fun and not profit.
Author: lomonaaeren
Rating: PG-13 for language, innuendo, mentioned sex; Ron/Hermione mentioned.
Word Count: ~1300
Challenge: for la_choo
Keywords: pink leather, blue glasses, black wedding dress
Dialogue: "And you gave me a dildo for Christmas - in front of my parents!"
Summary: Hermione thought she had come up with a brilliant solution to get Harry and Malfoy to stop having public sex. Not hardly. Crackfic.

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