Oh, sweet bloody Mary! LMAO, quite literally--I almost fell out of my chair! XDDD You give a whole new meaning to the word kinky, darling. I don't think I'll ever forget the image of Harry plunging into Malfoy and shrieking, “Oh, yes, God and saints and hallelujah!” whilst Malfoy’s semen rose up in the air like a geyser *gigglesnnort*