I continue to love the hell out of this story. :D

>> “You turn red when you yell, and my Uncle Vernon turns purple,” the boy said thoughtfully. “I didn’t know people could turn different colors.” <<

Nothing confuses an abuser like facts.

>>“Have you considered, Tom, that it could have been someone glamoured to look like Harry Potter, with the help of his adults or guardians?”<<

That's actually a good cover story.

>> Humans were overrated, anyway. <<

So. Much. This.