ROFL. Omg, I'm so used to the drama to read what I consider crack fluff was a treat! I lol'd at Draco "in a frilly robe and lace collar, and calling Harry “Daddy.” Hmmm, sounds like Harry isn't as innocent as he used to be, yeah?

Holy heck about Narcissa's plans to "off" Harry. Dang, that's one dangerous Malfoy Manor!

Again, ROFL here.

*sniggers and throws sparkling glitter around the room*